Translated Labs
YOU SAID:
Morph And Chas Were Playing Wii Sports, Man Chas Sucked At It
INTO JAPANESE
モーフとチャスは Wii スポーツ、それに吸い込男チャスを遊んでいた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
[すぽーつ] /sport/
スポーツ
That's deep, man.