YOU SAID:
Mr. Sandman, man me a sand. Make him the cutest man car door hook hand. Give him two sands, like sandes and handes, then tell him that his sands and mans are handes!
INTO JAPANESE
サンドマンさん、砂を男に。彼にかわいい男の車のドアフックハンドを作ります。彼に砂と手のような2つの砂を与え、その後、彼の砂と男は手であることを彼に伝えます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mr. Sandman, sand to a man. Make him a cute guy car door hook hand. Give him two sands like sand and hands, then tell him that his sand and man are hands!
INTO JAPANESE
サンドマンさん、男に砂。彼はかわいい男の車のドアフックハンドを作ります。彼に砂と手のような2つの砂を与え、その後、彼の砂と男は手であることを彼に伝えます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sandman, sand to a man. He makes a cute guy car door hook hand. Give him two sands like sand and hands, then tell him that his sand and man are hands!
INTO JAPANESE
サンドマン、男に砂。彼はかわいい男の車のドアフックハンドを作ります。彼に砂と手のような2つの砂を与え、その後、彼の砂と男は手であることを彼に伝えます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sandman, sand to man. He makes a cute guy car door hook hand. Give him two sands like sand and hands, then tell him that his sand and man are hands!
INTO JAPANESE
サンドマン、人に砂。彼はかわいい男の車のドアフックハンドを作ります。彼に砂と手のような2つの砂を与え、その後、彼の砂と男は手であることを彼に伝えます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sandman, sand to man. He makes a cute guy car door hook hand. Give him two sands like sand and hands, then tell him that his sand and man are hands!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.