YOU SAID:
My beanshole is greasy mi padre
INTO JAPANESE
私の豆腐は脂っこいmi padreです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My tofu is a greasy mi padre
INTO JAPANESE
私の豆腐は脂っこいmi padreです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My tofu is a greasy mi padre
That didn't even make that much sense in English.