YOU SAID:
My behind is on fire and I love poops
INTO JAPANESE
私の背中は燃えています、そして私はうんちが大好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my back is on fire and i love poop
INTO JAPANESE
私の背中は燃えています、そして私はうんちが大好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my back is on fire and i love poop
That didn't even make that much sense in English.