YOU SAID:
my brain melts into a thousand puddles
INTO JAPANESE
私の脳は千の水たまりに溶けてしまう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my brain melts in a thousand puddles
INTO JAPANESE
私の脳は千の水たまりで溶けてしまう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my brain melts in a thousand puddles
That didn't even make that much sense in English.