YOU SAID:

my bumhole is on fire and stinks of cheese

INTO JAPANESE

私のバンホールは燃えていて、チーズの臭いです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My van hall is burning and smells like cheese

INTO JAPANESE

私のバンホールは燃えていて、チーズの匂いがする

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My van hall is burning and smells like cheese