YOU SAID:

my but exploded in a burrito that was stuffed in a duck

INTO JAPANESE

鴨池で　身元不明の男性死体が待ってる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A John Doe in a duck pond awaits.

INTO JAPANESE

鴨池で　身元不明の男性死体が待ってる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A John Doe in a duck pond awaits.