YOU SAID:
My buttocks are fine and my jeans don't fit
INTO JAPANESE
お尻が元気でジーンズが合わない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My butt is fine and my jeans don't fit
INTO JAPANESE
お尻が元気でジーンズが合わない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My butt is fine and my jeans don't fit
That didn't even make that much sense in English.