YOU SAID:
My cat ate luncheon meat today
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は今日ランチョンミートを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my cat ate luncheon meat today
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は今日ランチョンミートを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my cat ate luncheon meat today
That didn't even make that much sense in English.