YOU SAID:
My child fell in to a pool of fat-free, boiling, slimy, vat of water
INTO JAPANESE
私の子供はプール水の無脂肪、沸騰、ぬるぬる、付加価値税の恋
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My kids are fat-free pool water, boiling, slimy, added VAT of love
You've done this before, haven't you.