YOU SAID:

My child fell in to a pool of fat-free, boiled, slimy, vat of water

INTO JAPANESE

私の子供はプール水の無脂肪、ゆで卵、ぬるぬる、付加価値税の恋

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My kids are fat-free pool water, boiled egg, slimy, added VAT of love