YOU SAID:
my crush thinks of me as a friend and likes somebody else
INTO JAPANESE
私のときめきは友人として私の考えているし、他の誰かが好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Like anyone else, and my crush thinks of me as a friend
INTO JAPANESE
友人として私の誰と私のときめきと考えているような
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Who me and my crush and thinks as a friend
INTO JAPANESE
人私と私のときめきと友人として考えています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And I believe as I crush and friend.
INTO JAPANESE
最後を見届けると思いますと友人。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Would crush and friend.
INTO JAPANESE
押しつぶしてしまうだろうと友人。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Would crush and friend.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.