YOU SAID:
my dad beats me with his DONG!!!!!!!!!!
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は彼のDONG !!!!!!!!!!で私を打つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father hits me with his DONG !!!!!!!!!!
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は彼のDONG !!!!!!!!!!で私を打つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father hits me with his DONG !!!!!!!!!!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.