YOU SAID:
my dad is eating chips behind me and his breath smells god help me
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は私の後ろでチップを食べています、そして彼の息は神が私を助けてくれるにおいがします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dad is eating chips behind me, and his breath smells like God helps me
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は私の後ろでチップを食べています、そして彼の息は神が私を助けてくれるようなにおいがします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dad is eating chips behind me, and his breath smells like God helps me
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
