YOU SAID:
My dear cat, Timmy, ate my child's hamster!
INTO JAPANESE
私の愛する猫、ティミーは私の子供のハムスターを食べました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My beloved cat, Timmy, ate my kid's hamster!
INTO JAPANESE
私の最愛の猫、ティミーは私の子供のハムスターを食べました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My beloved cat, Timmy, ate my kid's hamster!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
