YOU SAID:

My do will drive to work today because I am to drunk to eat or even sllep, my boss aproves this

INTO JAPANESE

今日は車で仕事に行きます。なぜなら、私は酔っ払って食べたり、寝たりするからです。上司はこれを承認しています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will drive to work today. Because I eat and sleep drunk. Boss approves this

INTO JAPANESE

今日は車で出勤します。酔って食べて寝るから。ボスはこれを承認します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will go to work by car today. Because I get drunk and eat and sleep. Boss approves this

INTO JAPANESE

今日は車で出勤します。酔って食べて寝るから。ボスはこれを承認します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will go to work by car today. Because I get drunk and eat and sleep. Boss approves this