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My dog's got no nose! How does he smell? Awful!

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私の犬は鼻がありません！彼はどのようににおいがしますか？最悪！

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My dog has no nose! How does he smell? terrible!

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬には鼻がありません！彼はどのようににおいがしますか？ひどい！

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I am so fucked.

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ひどい！

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I am so fucked.