YOU SAID:
My dog has lots of hair.
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬はたくさんの毛です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog is a lot of hair.
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は、毛がたくさんです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog is too much hair.
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は、あまりにも多くの髪です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog is too much hair.
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