YOU SAID:

My dog is super crazy and eats rice cakes.

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬は極度の狂気、餅を食べる。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog is eating mochi, Super Crazy.

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬は、餅、スーパー狂気を食べています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Where's my dog?

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬は　どこ？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Where's my dog?