YOU SAID:
my dog just shat on the floor
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬はちょうど床に粉砕
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog just crushed on the floor
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は床につぶれた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog was crushed on the floor
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は床につぶれた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog was crushed on the floor
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