YOU SAID:

My dog just shot itself with a glock, so i stabbed my cat

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬はグロックで自分自身を撃ったので、私は私の猫を刺しました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I stabbed my cat because my dog shot himself with a glock

INTO JAPANESE

犬がグロックで自分を撃ったので、私は猫を刺しました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I stabbed a cat because the dog shot himself with a glock

INTO JAPANESE

犬がグロックで自分を撃ったので、私は猫を刺しました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I stabbed a cat because the dog shot himself with a glock