YOU SAID:
My dog needs to get a faster hammock to burn.
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は燃えるより速いハンモックを手に入れる必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog needs to get a faster hammock that burns.
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は燃えるより速いハンモックを手に入れる必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog needs to get a faster hammock that burns.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.