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My dog pooped then farted and peed him self that’s so weird I’m taking him to the vet

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私の犬はうんちをして、私は獣医に彼を連れて行くのはとても奇妙だ彼の自己をおしっこ

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My dog pooped and I pee his self it's so weird to take him to the vet

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬はうんちをして、私は彼の自己をおしっこするので、彼を獣医に連れて行くのはとても奇妙です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog poops and I pee his self, so it's so strange to take him to the vet

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬のうんちと私は彼の自己をおしっこするので、獣医に彼を連れて行くのはとても奇妙です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog poops and I pee his self, so it's so strange to take him to the vet