Translated Labs
YOU SAID:
MY DONKEY IS VERY LARGE! ALMOST AS BIG AS A HORSE.
INTO JAPANESE
私のロバは非常に大きいです!馬とほぼ同じくらいの大きさ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My ass is very big!
私のお尻は非常に大きいです!
You should move to Japan!