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YOU SAID:

my eyeballs are so crispy to the touch

INTO JAPANESE

私の眼球は触るととてもカリカリです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My eyeballs are very crisp to the touch

INTO JAPANESE

私の眼球は触ってみるととてもぱりぱりです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My eyeballs are very crisp to the touch

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