YOU SAID:

MY FACE IS A TOXIC WHITEBOARD CLEANER I turned his eyes into candle wax and I sold it! Oh, look, this-handy-dandy candle! Wanna buy it? Oh—um—bye!

INTO JAPANESE

私の顔は有毒なホワイトボードクリーナーです。彼の目をロウソクに変えて売りました！ああ、見て、この手持ちのロウソク！買いたい？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My face is a toxic whiteboard cleaner. I turned his eyes into candles and sold them! Oh, look at this candle in your hand! Want to buy it?

INTO JAPANESE

私の顔は有毒なホワイトボードクリーナーです。彼の目をロウソクに変えて売った！手に持っているロウソクを見て！買いますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My face is a toxic whiteboard cleaner. Turned his eyes into candles and sold them! Look at the candle in your hand! Would you like to buy it?

INTO JAPANESE

私の顔は有毒なホワイトボードクリーナーです。目をロウソクに変えて売ったんだ！手に持っているロウソクを見て！買いますか。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My face is a toxic whiteboard cleaner. I switched my eyes to candles and sold them! Look at the candle in your hand! Do you want to buy it?

INTO JAPANESE

私の顔は有毒なホワイトボードクリーナーです。目をろうそくに変えて売ったんだ！手に持っているロウソクを見て！買いますか。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My face is a toxic whiteboard cleaner. I switched my eyes to candles and sold them! Look at the candle in your hand! Do you want to buy it?