YOU SAID:
My face is pimply; It now looks like someone sneezed blood onto my face!
INTO JAPANESE
私の顔はヒモです。それは今、誰かが私の顔に血をくしゃみしたように見えます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My face is a baboon. It now looks like someone has sneezed blood in my face!
INTO JAPANESE
私の顔はヒヒです。それは今、誰かが私の顔に血をくしゃみしているように見えます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My face is baboon. It now looks like someone is sneezing blood on my face!
INTO JAPANESE
私の顔はヒヒです。それは今、誰かが私の顔に血をくしゃみしているように見えます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My face is baboon. It now looks like someone is sneezing blood on my face!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
