YOU SAID:
my face needs to squawk like a chicken to not die
INTO JAPANESE
私の顔は、死なないように鶏のようにしゃがむ必要があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My face needs to squat like a chicken to not die
INTO JAPANESE
私の顔は死なないように鶏のようにしゃがむ必要があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My face needs to squat like a chicken to not die
That didn't even make that much sense in English.