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My friend eats her tonails for lunch while i boast my bisexuality and eat her feet with my crunchy creepy teeth

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私の友人は昼食に彼女の爪を食べますが、私はバイセクシュアルであることを自慢し、カリカリの不気味な歯で彼女の足を食べます

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My friend eats her nails for lunch, but I brag about being bisexual and eat her feet with my crunchy creepy teeth

INTO JAPANESE

私の友達は昼食に彼女の爪を食べますが、私はバイセクシャルであることを自慢し、カリカリの不気味な歯で彼女の足を食べます

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My friend eats her nails for lunch, but I brag about being bisexual and eat her feet with my crunchy creepy teeth