YOU SAID:
My God, who are well groomed.
INTO JAPANESE
私の神は、誰がよく手入れをされました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My God, who was well groomed.
INTO JAPANESE
私の神は、人がよく手入れをされました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My God, who was well groomed.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.