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my jack russell farts and suprises me
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私のジャックのrussellのおならと私suprises私
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My jack russell fart and I suprises I
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私のジャック・ラッセルのおならと私は私を驚かす
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My Jack Russell fart and I surprise me
INTO JAPANESE
私のジャックラッセルのおならと私は私を驚かす
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My Jack Russell fart and I surprise me
You've done this before, haven't you.