YOU SAID:
My kneecaps have turned on me, and now I crawl for dear life.
INTO JAPANESE
私の膝蓋帽子は私をオンにし、今、私は愛する人生のために這います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My patella hat turned me on and now I crawl for the life I love.
INTO JAPANESE
私の膝蓋骨の帽子は私をオンにし、今、私は私が愛する人生のために這います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My patella hat turned me on and now I crawl for the life I love.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
