YOU SAID:

my life is as difficult a Lassy game because my katana is really big and my hat is really smart

INTO JAPANESE

刀はとても大きく、帽子は賢いので、私の人生はラッシーゲームと同じくらい難しいです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My life is as difficult as a Lassi game because the sword is so big and the hat is clever

INTO JAPANESE

剣がとても大きく、帽子が賢いので、私の人生はラッシゲームと同じくらい難しいです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My life is as difficult as a Lassi game because the sword is so big and the hat is clever