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my mom is being quite rude to me and i dont like it because she is a ball sucker and she doesnt know how to party. i like to squish potatoes

INTO JAPANESE

私の母は私にかなり失礼であり、彼女はボール吸盤であり、彼女はパーティーをする方法を知らないので、私はそれが好きではありません。私はジャガイモをつぶすのが好きです

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My mother is pretty rude to me and I don't like it because she is a ball sucker and she doesn't know how to party. I like to crush potatoes.

INTO JAPANESE

私の母は私にはかなり失礼ですし、彼女はボール吸盤であり、彼女はパーティーの仕方を知らないので、私はそれが好きではありません。私はジャガイモをつぶすのが好きです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My mother is pretty rude to me and I don't like it because she is a ball sucker and she doesn't know how to party. I like to crush potatoes.