YOU SAID:
my mom is blowing my dad in the kitchen
INTO JAPANESE
私の母は台所で私のお父さんを吹いています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mom is blowing my dad in the kitchen.
INTO JAPANESE
私の母は台所で私のお父さんを吹いています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mom is blowing my dad in the kitchen.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.