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YOU SAID:

My mom won’t let me eat quarters for breakfast

INTO JAPANESE

母は私に朝食に4分の1を食べさせてくれません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My mother won't let me eat a quarter for breakfast.

INTO JAPANESE

母は私に朝食に4分の1を食べさせてくれません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My mother won't let me eat a quarter for breakfast.

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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