YOU SAID:
my name is ethan and Im retardificated
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はイーサンとイム retardificated です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Ethan and IM is retardificated.
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はイーサンと IM は retardificated。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Ethan and IM is retardificated.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.