YOU SAID:
My name is Jeff and I want to do the die.
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はジェフであり、私は死ぬことをしたい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Jeff, I want to die.
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はジェフ、私は死にたい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Jeff, I want to die.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.