YOU SAID:
my name is john cena and I live in my niece's house in the county of my mother's husband while I am eating a new thing called sunflower, someone also misgendered me and I am depressed i want to die and fall under the stairs of the metro station in their house while i am taking a dump in his face
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はジョン・シナです。ひまわりという新しいものを食べている間、母の夫の郡にある姪の家に住んでいます。誰かが私を誤解し、落ち込んでいます。死んで地下鉄の階段の下に落ちたいです。私が彼の顔にダンプを取っている間彼らの家で
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My name is John Cena. I live in my niece's house in my mother's husband's county while eating a new sunflower. Someone misunderstood me and was depressed. I want to die and fall under the subway stairs. At their house while I'm taking a dump on his face
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はジョン・シナです。私は母の夫の郡にある姪の家に住んでいて、新しいひまわりを食べています。誰かが私を誤解して落ち込んだ。死んで地下鉄の階段に落ちたい。私が彼の顔にダンプを取っている間彼らの家で
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is John Cena. I live in my niece's house in my mother's husband's county and eat new sunflowers. Someone misunderstood me and was depressed. I want to die and fall on the subway stairs. At their house while I'm taking a dump on his face
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はジョン・シナです。私は母の夫の郡にある姪の家に住んでいて、新しいひまわりを食べています。誰かが私を誤解して落ち込んだ。死んで地下鉄の階段に落ちたい。私が彼の顔にダンプを取っている間彼らの家で
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is John Cena. I live in my niece's house in my mother's husband's county and eat new sunflowers. Someone misunderstood me and was depressed. I want to die and fall on the subway stairs. At their house while I'm taking a dump on his face
Come on, you can do better than that.