YOU SAID:

My name is poopyhead and I have a banana.

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前は poopyhead、私はバナナがあります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My name is poopyhead, I have a banana.

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前は poopyhead、私はバナナ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My name is poopyhead, I was bananas.

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前は poopyhead、私はバナナだった。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My name is poopyhead, I was bananas.