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YOU SAID:

My name is sam and I married a crazy woman called sophie

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前はダニエルで、編み機プログラマです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My name is Daniele and I am a knitting machine programmer

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前はダニエルで、編み機プログラマです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My name is Daniele and I am a knitting machine programmer

Equilibrium found!

Come on, you can do better than that.

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