YOU SAID:
my names joseph schneider and i am 17 years old
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はjoseph schneiderで、私は17歳です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is joseph schneider and I am 17 years old
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はjoseph schneiderで、私は17歳です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is joseph schneider and I am 17 years old
That didn't even make that much sense in English.