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My ostrich peed on my cat and so now my octopus has aids and my goldfish ate his tail and my donkey ate the ostrich

INTO JAPANESE

ダチョウが猫におしっこをしたので、今タコには補聴器があり、金魚は彼の尻尾を食べ、ロバはダチョウを食べました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The ostrich pissed on the cat, so now the octopus has hearing aids, the goldfish ate his tail, and the donkey ate the ostrich

INTO JAPANESE

ダチョウは猫に小便をしたので、今タコには補聴器があり、金魚は彼の尻尾を食べ、ロバはダチョウを食べた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The ostrich pissed on the cat, so now the octopus has hearing aids, the goldfish ate his tail, and the donkey ate the ostrich