YOU SAID:
my pants are filled with shat, and hopelessness
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンはシャットと絶望に満ちています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pants are full of shut and despair
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンは閉ざされて絶望に満ちている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pants are closed and full of despair
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンは閉じていて絶望に満ちています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pants are closed and full of despair
That didn't even make that much sense in English.