YOU SAID:

My piano wanted to kill me so I took a pineapple and smashed it over the keys and it yelled that I am the worst cat on planet earth.

INTO JAPANESE

私のピアノは私を殺そうと思ったので、私はパイナップルを手に取り、鍵の上でそれを粉砕し、それが私が地球上で最悪の猫であると叫んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My piano wanted to kill me, so I grabbed the pineapple and smashed it on the key, cried out that it was the worst cat on earth.

INTO JAPANESE

私のピアノは私を殺したかったので、私はパイナップルをつかみ、鍵の上でそれを粉砕し、それが地球上で最悪の猫であると叫んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My piano wanted to kill me, so I grabbed the pineapple, smashed it on the key and shouted that it was the worst cat on earth.

INTO JAPANESE

私のピアノは私を殺したかったので、私はパイナップルをつかみ、鍵の上でそれを粉砕し、それが地球上で最悪の猫であると叫んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My piano wanted to kill me, so I grabbed the pineapple, smashed it on the key and shouted that it was the worst cat on earth.