YOU SAID:
my pig will live if this gets 1000 likes my dad said he will kill her if it doesn't by Christmas
INTO JAPANESE
父が言ったように、クリスマスまでに殺さないとしたら、私の豚は生きる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
As my dad said, if I don't kill by Christmas, my pig will live
INTO JAPANESE
父が言ったように、クリスマスまでに殺さなければ、私のブタは生きます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
As my dad said, if I don't kill by Christmas, my pig will live
That's deep, man.