YOU SAID:
My pineapple almost killed me
INTO JAPANESE
私のパイナップルはほとんど私を殺した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pineapple almost killed me
INTO JAPANESE
私のパイナップルはほとんど私を殺した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pineapple almost killed me
That didn't even make that much sense in English.