YOU SAID:
My second cousin is a vampire and he eats me every night
INTO JAPANESE
私の2番目のいとこは吸血鬼であり、彼は毎晩私を食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My second cousin is a vampire and he eats me every night
INTO JAPANESE
私の2番目のいとこは吸血鬼であり、彼は毎晩私を食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My second cousin is a vampire and he eats me every night
That didn't even make that much sense in English.