Translated Labs
YOU SAID:
My shoes smell like eels and I don't like it very much
INTO JAPANESE
私の靴の匂いを嗅ぐウナギと私は、あまりそれを好きじゃないような
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eel smell my shoes and I that I don't like as a
うなぎとして好きではない私と私の靴の匂いを嗅ぐ、
You should move to Japan!