YOU SAID:
my sister is an evil seagull with cats that poke your toes with marshmallow cheese cookies made of violet toenail clippings
INTO JAPANESE
私の妹は、爪が爪で、爪をつけた猫がいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My sister has a nail with a nail and a cat with a nail.
INTO JAPANESE
私の妹は爪で爪を、爪で猫を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My sister has a nail with a nail and a cat with a nail.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
